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@scier Nah, waiting in line is part of the fun! #WWDC
[1 year ago]

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My name is Michael Jay Sherman. I graduated from Carnegie Mellon University in Pittsburgh, PA, double degreeing in physics and computer science. I escaped on the 17th of May, 1998 with two Bachelor's degrees in hand, and am now working at Digital Sandbox, Inc. in the D.C. area. I'm currently working on our new Constellation platform using Storm processing, NLP, and jQuery/javascript UI components to process and prioritize real-time text data. Oh, and I'm a Linux/Mac geek. My resume is available here.

Some odd accomplishments and facts about me:

• I hate it when food touches
• I've written a UNIX operating system kernel and file system in C
• My ideal outdoor temperature is 20 degrees F
• I drink espresso like it's water
• I've built an arcade machine
• I happen to think 'peruse' is a cool word
• The nickname stealthboy was given to me in 1995 when I worked at Camber

random quote: Windows: A 32 bit graphical shell to a16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system, originally developed for a 4 bit processor by a 2 bit company that do not stand 1 bit of competition.